Dear Landlord/ Real estate agent,

I really don’t fucking care about how many messages you have left on our various phone numbers. When you call 5 minutes before you want an inspector to come to our home, that we have a lease for, it is your bad not ours! We have rights to privacy and also to reasonable notice when you plan to have random people parading through our home, calling 5 minutes before hand is not reasonable.

Also, leaving your snotty messages on our answering machines about how you have been trying to reach us wont make us care anymore. We don’t give a shit about you trying to sell the house we are renting and frankly we don’t have to do you any favors. Your issues with managing and scheduling appointments is you own bad, figure it out and don’t expect us to bend over backwards for you!

Additionally, treating your paying tenants like they have no rights or say in matters relating to the showing and touring of the home they rent is not a good way to get them to cooperate! It is a great way to get your name smeared on the web and we will intentionally fuck with you! Oh, if you do enter our home without a confirmed appointment someone’s ass will get munched by our dog and it will only be your fault!

I hope the buyers back out of this deal, that you make NO commission and the sellers fire you because you suck!

– Dirty Laundry Diva

If you are a renter looking for a home to rent/ lease I would strongly recommend NOT using Coldwell Banker! Any company that works as a property manager and a sellers agent is bad news for a renter.

They will screw you over by only caring about selling the home you are renting, regardless of how it inconveniences you as the renter. When they have a commission to make selling a home they could care less about the rights and experiences of the person renting the home, even though you are paying the mortgage on the place for the owner. Trust me they are bad news!

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Burning bridges is a reoccuring theme these days!

I am not sure which it is but people these days are either

  1. too stupid to think before reacting or
  2. they just don’t give a crap

A gal that works with NewscasterHottie, we will call her SpasticValleygirl, hauled off and sent a nasty email that criticized the way a specific newscast went down that she was in. She blamed the “suckyness” of the show on her superiors and she went on and on about her grievances.

This email went out to her superiors and also to the entire staff of LittleDawgNews. How unprofessional is that? NewscasterHottie happens to be one of those superiors so he was offended and annoyed. When he told me I was appalled at the immaturity of her actions. Who does that sort of thing anyway?

Shit happens, this is true in any job right? We all have days where we want to bitch out our superiors but most of us don’t unless it is totally necessary, right? That is because we have brains and we are able to control ourselves like adults!

Dirty Laundry Diva’s Grievance Guide For Idiots

  • Something is pissing you off? Please make sure it is a valid issue before you waste the time of others. Chances are you are just a self centered, whining drain on society.
  • So you have a valid concern? Addressing your concern like a 5 year old will only cause people to ignore you or write things about you on the internet.
  • Think before you act. Hopefully after a little “cool down time” you will see things more clearly and perhaps you will see things from another’s perspective instead of just dwelling on your own self righteous views.
  • Are you solving the problem or just bi%ching? If you aren’t part of the solution then you are part of the problem so maybe you need to write a nasty email to yourself also!

What would you add to the list? Common I know you have got stuff to unload!